Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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