No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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