I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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