all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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