I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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