I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
