Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
