apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We named our party play list daddy issues
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
