he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
