I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Sober January is a disaster.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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