okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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