Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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