Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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