names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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