why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.