I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
wow bdsm is so cute
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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