Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!