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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  that girl last night was a 15

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  wait she was 15?

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  no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  dude, osama threatened the US again

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  dude. i slept with your sister last night

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  what?

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  I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.

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  I'll pay?

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  Pick me up at 9.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.

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