i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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