The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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