I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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