We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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