Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just puked most of my soul out..
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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