I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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