McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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