Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
