id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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