can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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