You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
false alarm. still invincible.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I want her autograph on my taint
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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