he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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