I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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