a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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