Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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