Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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