I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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