where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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