I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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