He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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