Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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