Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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