You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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