i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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