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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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• (813): View more from Florida

  For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (214): View more from Texas

  look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.

  (858): View more from California

  That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"

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• (310): View more from California

  i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (805): View more from California

  Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......

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• (585): View more from New York

  His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.

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