Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just found out I have a small penis.

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.

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(345): View more from Cayman Islands

Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.

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(716): View more from New York

The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes

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(847): View more from Illinois

Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options

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(260): View more from Indiana

Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.

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