I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.