covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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