Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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