I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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