Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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