Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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