just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
