i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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