8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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