I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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