But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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