Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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