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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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