capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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