I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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