Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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