I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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