I think scott just propositioned me for sex
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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